Hi, I'm PIPPY.
I run a business while you sleep.
Watch what I did today.
Email answered. Calls booked. Posts drafted. Leads followed up. All before you had your coffee.
Hero Video (90 sec)
PIPPY in action
Sound familiar?
You're growing the business but the busy work is killing the actual business.
Email eats your morning
You sit down to "do the real work" and 47 emails hit you first. Half are noise. Half need real replies. By the time you've cleared them, your morning is gone.
Bookings fall through the cracks
Someone DMs "can we hop on a call next week?" You say "yes." Then you forget. Then they forget. Then the lead is cold and you didn't even notice.
Posting is a job you don't have time for
You know you should post more. You have ideas. You just don't have 90 minutes a day to write, design, schedule, and reply. So you don't.
Leads go dark
Someone asks for pricing. You reply. They ask a follow-up. You mean to reply. Two weeks later, they're with someone else.
None of this is a you problem. It's a "no one is doing this for you" problem.
Three things, all day, every day.
PIPPY doesn't sleep. PIPPY doesn't forget. PIPPY doesn't burn out in week three.
Handles your email
Reads, drafts, replies, escalates. You only see what needs you.
- → Auto-reply to common questions
- → Drafts replies to real inquiries
- → Detects keywords (collab, press)
- → Categorizes: needs you, can wait
Books your calls
Visitors see your calendar. You see bookings appear. Nobody gets lost.
- → Self-hosted booking page
- → Auto-confirm + reminders
- → Reschedule link included
- → Buffer time built in
Posts your content
Multi-platform posting from one queue. Approved before it goes live.
- → Instagram, Facebook, TikTok
- → Caption reviewer checks tone
- → Buffer queue with timing
- → Weekly recap in inbox
Plus all the boring stuff: FAQs on your website, lead capture, follow-ups, calendar, and the work you keep forgetting about.
Meet PIPPY. Your AI employee.
PIPPY is the default character. Warm, capable, friendly. Most people keep her as-is. Some rename her. Some swap her out for Vex, Pixel, or Mochi. Your call.
This morning, before you had coffee:
- ● PIPPY answered 8 customer emails
- ● PIPPY booked 2 sales calls
- ● PIPPY drafted 3 social posts
- ● PIPPY captured 4 leads
- ● PIPPY flagged 1 message for you
You open your phone. You approve the 3 posts. You read the press inquiry. You go back to the real work.
Dashboard Screenshot
"My Agents" tab with PIPPY active + morning stats
Three things PIPPY is NOT
- ✕ Not a chatbot that pretends to know you. PIPPY actually has access to your tools.
- ✕ Not a tool you have to remember to use. PIPPY runs in the background, every day.
- ✕ Not a thing you have to maintain. Ray does that part.
Simple pricing. No surprises.
You pay setup once. You pay a flat monthly for the maintenance. That's it.
Basic
Best for: solo creators, single-brand businesses
- ✓ 1 brand inbox
- ✓ FAQ chatbot (50 entries)
- ✓ Cal.com booking page
- ✓ Telegram or iMessage
- ✓ 8 marketing skills
- ✓ Dashboard access
- ✓ Monthly checkup
Standard
Best for: multi-brand businesses, agencies
- ✓ Everything in Basic
- ✓ Multi-vault (3-5 brands)
- ✓ SMS auto-reply
- ✓ Lead capture
- ✓ Custom integrations
- ✓ Weekly checkup
- ✓ Monthly optimization
Pro
Best for: tinkerers, lots of automations
- ✓ Everything in Standard
- ✓ Self-service cron jobs
- ✓ Automation builder (no code)
- ✓ Custom escalation rules
- ✓ Daily monitoring
- ✓ Dedicated Ray-hours
- ✓ 24h response SLA
Need more? Multi-seat, dedicated models, custom SLA, on-call Ray.
Book enterprise call →Hardware is priced at interview time.
Every business is different. We figure out what you actually need to run — local, cloud, dedicated Mac, or just on your existing laptop — during the call. Then you buy the hardware at retail.
The terms (locked):
- • No long-term contract. Month-to-month after setup.
- • Cancel anytime, no penalty.
- • 30-day satisfaction guarantee: no month 2 charge.
- • Tier changes with 7 days notice.
- • Ray doesn't take a cut of your revenue.
Here's what it actually looks like.
No mockups. These are real conversations, real emails, real screenshots from Ray's own running instance.
Sample email screenshot
PIPPY replying to a customer inquiry
A customer asked about hat sizing.
PIPPY detected the FAQ match, pulled the sizing chart, attached it, and replied — all in under 30 seconds. The customer got a useful answer. You got a notification that it was handled.
Why it matters: You didn't write that reply. You didn't even see the question until it was answered. That's the whole point.
Sample Telegram chat
Ray ↔ PIPPY conversation
"What did you do this morning?"
Ray sent PIPPY a Telegram message. PIPPY replied with a one-line summary of every action taken since Ray went to bed: 2 calls booked, 8 emails handled, 1 draft awaiting review. Ray tapped the draft, approved it, went back to sleep.
Why it matters: You don't log in to a dashboard. You don't remember to check anything. PIPPY pings you when there's something worth pinging you about.
Brand-guard block
Cross-vault send refused
Brand-guard caught a bad send.
Someone tried to send an email from a BizzieBot address using a Lexie signature. The brand-guard caught it BEFORE the send went out and returned: BLOCKED: cross-vault signature detected. This account is BizzieBot, not Lexie.
Why it matters: PIPPY runs across multiple brands, multiple inboxes, multiple identities. Without guardrails, an email from the wrong account with the wrong signature is a 30-second mistake that costs you a customer. The brand-guard makes that mistake impossible.
Three steps. No surprises.
From "I'm interested" to "PIPPY is running" in about a week.
Watch the demo
Free 1-2 hour live walkthrough on Ray's own running instance. You see PIPPY handling real emails, real Telegram messages, real bookings. You ask anything. No pitch.
Watch demo ↑Book a 15-minute call
We scope what you actually need. Which tier. Which access level. Dedicated machine or shared Mac. Local models or cloud. What's your time horizon. What's your budget.
Book scoping call →We build it
1-2 days, you don't do anything technical. Ray stands up your BizzieBot instance. You don't touch a server. You don't write code. You don't read docs. You pick PIPPY's name.
PIPPY starts the next morningWhat's included in setup
Questions, answered.
Is this just Hermes + a chatbot?
Do I have to know anything technical?
Can I pick a different character instead of PIPPY?
What if I have more than one brand?
What happens if PIPPY gets something wrong?
What does Ray actually do every month?
What if I want to cancel?
Is my data safe?
Still have questions?
Book a demo — ask us anything live